Summer Classes For Men, Sweet Awni
SUMMER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE "LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS"
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY September 30,2007
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS,
CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
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Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays.

Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
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Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 p.m. for 2 hours.
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Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
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Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor.
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
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Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
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Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
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Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places and Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
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Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
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Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost.
Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 P.M. - Location to be determined.
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Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturdays at noon, 2 hours.
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Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.
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Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion:
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
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Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
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Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Innocent Questions, Fun Crunch
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his   teacher a note from his mother.
The note read,   "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."
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A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in  the women's locker room.
When he was spotted, the   room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. 
The little boy watched in   amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"
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While taking a routine vandalism report at an  elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl  about 6 years old.  Looking up and down at my uniform,
she asked, "Are you a cop?" Yes," I  answered and continued writing the report. "My  mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the  police.  Is that right? "Yes, that's right," I told her.  "Well, then," she said as she extended her foot toward me, "would you please tie my shoe?"
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It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment,  
my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little  boy staring in at me "Is that a dog you got back  there?" he asked. "It sure is," I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the  van. Finally he said," What'd he do?"
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While working for an organization that delivers  lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my  4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds.  She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and  wheelchairs. 
One day I found her staring at a pair of  false teeth soaking in a glass.  As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she  merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy  will never believe this!"
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A little girl had just finished her first week of  school.  "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her  mother .. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk!"
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A little boy opened the big family bible.  He was  fascinated as he fingered through the old pages.  
Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible.  He picked  up the object and looked at it.  What he saw was an   old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages   "Mama, look what I found," the boy called out.  ;  ; "What have you got there, dear?" 
With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think  it's  Adam's underwear."

 

Anonim

 

Ben Williams

 

Josh Billings

 

Andy Rooney

 

Anonim

 

Robert A. Heinlein

 

Mark Twain

 

Phil Pastoret

 

Roger Caras

 

 

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
Anonymous
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than heloves himself.
Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Andy Rooney
Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love & always have to mix love & hate.
Anonymous
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
Franklin P. Jones
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A. Heinlein
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
Mark Twain
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Roger Caras
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
Phil Pastoret

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Beste, güfte: 1951, Yusuf Nalkesen (1923 Üsküp-2003 İzmir)

Pamela bir pop müzik sanatçısı.

Ama Yusuf Nalkesen'in bu bir numaralı bestesini bütün sanat müziği sanatçılarından daha iyi anlamış.

Dinlediğim en güzel "vedâ bûsesi" yorumu.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Comogy'den
The Japanese have always loved fresh fish.
But the waters close to Japan have not held many fish for decades.
So to feed the Japanese population, fishing boats got bigger and went farther than ever.
The farther the fishermen went, the longer it took to bring in the fish.
If the return trip took more than a few days, the fish were not fresh. The Japanese did not like the taste.
To solve this problem, fishing companies installed freezers on their boats.
They would catch the fish and freeze them at sea. Freezers allowed the boats to go farther and stay longer.
However, the Japanese could taste the difference between fresh and frozen and they did not like frozen fish.
The frozen fish brought a lower price. So fishing companies installed fish tanks. They would catch the fish and stuff them in the tanks, fin to fin.
After a little thrashing around, the fish stopped moving.
They were tired and dull, but alive. Unfortunately, the Japanese could still taste the difference.
Because the fish did not move for days, they lost their fresh-fish taste.
The Japanese preferred the lively taste of fresh fish, not sluggish fish.
So how did Japanese fishing companies solve this problem? How do they get fresh-tasting fish to Japan?
If you were consulting the fish industry, what would you recommend?
To keep the fish tasting fresh, the Japanese fishing companies still put the fish in the tanks.
But now they add a small shark to each tank. The shark eats a few fish, but most of the fish arrive in a very lively state. The fish are challenged.
Have you realized that some of us are also living in a pond but most of the time tired & dull,
so we need a Shark in our life to keep us awake and moving?
Basically in our lives Sharks are new challenges to keep us active and lively.